Archive for September, 2005

I Can’t Get No Sterlization


It’s heading toward that time of year again. I hear sniffling. I hear coughing. One of our administrative assistants was out for two days and still doesn’t have her voice back. It’s time once again to pull out the hand sanitizer. It’s time to pinch myself hard everytime I think about rubbing my tired eyes. It’s time to superdose on the vitamin C. And have you seen this? Brilliant. This year I’m going to dodge it! I don’t care if I have to wear a surgical mask. This season I’m not getting sick. Word of advice: if you can’t speak a whole sentence without hacking up a lung: STAY. HOME.

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Up Up and Away

I have returned from my mini-break. The balloon festival was lovely. The weather on Saturday was just perfect, and most of the balloons went up. It was crisp and cold as we traipsed across the wet grass of the airfield at around 6am on Saturday morning. The crews were laying their balloons out and starting to inflate and the sun wasn’t even up yet.


We were looking for photo opportunities and we certainly came to the right place. So many beautiful shots that you had to remind yourself to look at the world through both your eyes sometimes too.

There were balloons of all shapes and sizes, but my favorites were the two “Little Bees.” Not so little really at 110 feet high. I took lots of pictures of them, but somehow I missed getting any of them in the air. At least I did on Saturday. I haven’t gotten Sunday’s developed yet.





But we got some other really cool shots as well:



So I had a lovely, colorful weekend. I got terribly spoiled. Lot’s of “I said put your money back in your pocket.” Even the drive up and back seemed to go fast because we listened to an audiobook. I have to admit, I am looking forward to this weekend, which will contain no hustle and absolutely no bustle. The past month has been crazy! If, by any chance, you’d like to see the rest of the photos, let me know and I’ll share my Snapfish album with you.

Things to Look Foward to

Excuse the dangling preposition, folks.

Today is the last day of my work week and I shall not return until Tuesday. This weekend I’m headed back up to upstate New York for a planned trip to the 33rd Annual Adirondack Balloon Festival.

Excuse their crappy website, folks.

I’ve been looking forward to this for months now. It seems like kind of a froofy thing to do, but it’s good fun. The air will be much more crisp and fall-like up there and apple-cider donuts will abound. And I’ll be with family, with whom I never have to pretend to be anything but what I am. Good times.

AND THEN

Not only is November my birthday month, (Gah, the big 29, how did this happen?) but I’m also going to be hosting a special visitor from across the pond. My friend Paul, whom I’ve known for approximately 10 years (!) but have never met (!) will be coming to visit for 10 days on the 11th. I’m already making my list of all the things I want to show him. I live in an ideal spot for daytrips to both NYC and D.C. He is an extremely talented photographer (see self-portrait below) and I have to make sure to take him places where he can get goot photos. Any suggestions? I’m so stoked! Get here fast, Paul!

A Year in Review


Today is the anniversary of my first post–the day I entered the blogosphere. I’ve posted some good stuff. I’ve posted some crap. I’ve met a few fellow bloggers and made quite a few friends. I won a battle with Huyndai and one with Hotels.com. I lost a battle with 1800CheapSeats.com. I partied in Boston, Austin, and New York City. I drove across the country. I almost got promoted. I whined about my ex. I numerically rated a date. I had a brief but blazing love affair with mountain biking. I made numerous lists. I got shingles. I even wrote a sonnet.

And, since blogs are nothing if not self-indulgent, I’ve decided that for my anniversary I’d re-post excerpts from what I consider are some of my shining moments (either in the subject matter or the writing). Kind of like what all the news and entertainment review shows do at the end of the year, you know? Thanks to those of you who drop in frequently, it makes me feel important!

So without further ado:

“When I got home I sorted the books into piles according to genre and how much I want to read them. Then I sort of just sat on the couch and looked at the piles lovingly, and inhaled that wonderful old paper smell for a while. Then I re-arranged them according to length and if I’d read anything by that author before. More piles, but smaller. I looked at those for a while too, and pondered how good it is to be able to read any book I want to. Then I thought about how I actually miss dissecting the books with my classmates, doing research, and writing papers. I also thought about how much I detested it when I was doing it, and wondered if that was a real example of irony or just another Alanis Morrissette song. I pondered leaving all my books in piles on the floor since I’m running out of shelf space and I can’t bear to get rid of any of them. Went to kitchen, got a drink, came back, tripped on pile of books.”

“He made everything that I thought about my sensuality seem false. My appeal, I had always thought, was a certain gentle sweetness, a soft vulnerability that was not put on. I could be the aggressor though, and when I was, the fact that the night before I had sat next to him, closed my eyes, and tried to memorize his face with my hands made it even more exciting.In ‘leaving’ the way he did, he somehow stripped me of that sense of myself. And because I cannot stand naked in the mirror assured of any physical draw, that knowledge of which he robbed me was my most cherished possession–like a pearl I could hold in my hand and use to smooth away the roughness of my body.”

“I arrived late, breathlessand wet, and was handed a clipboard with the exact same questions as were on the online survey that I took in order to qualify for the taste test. “How often would you say you buy potato salad?” “How do you feel about potato salad in general?” “If you were a potato, how many eyes would you have?” We were reminded that we could not taste the potatoes if we had on perfume, scented lipgloss, too much fabric softener, or deer pheromones.”

Left the club and went for a late night pizza. Dropped fishnets and peed behind the SUV in Fenway Park’s parking lot next to a pimp, also peeing. Fell asleep HARD in the car, drooling all over the pimp. Somehow got up apartment stairs. Crashed. As you can see, this night is a bit less clear in my memory.”

As I exited my car and strode confidently across the parking lot, I garnered an admiring glance from a cable guy or a telephone repairman. As I approached the outer door to Dunkin’ Donuts, two men vied to hold open the door for me. “Damn,” I thought, “I’m good.” So I gave them my best movie star smile and said “Good Morning, thanks so much!” Brilliant, Lori, brilliant. I proceeded to head toward the inner door, stepped off the mat, slid the 3 feet across the lobby, smashed my knuckle against the glass door, and ended with my face smeared across the plate glass, gripping the door handle like a drowning woman holds onto a life buoy. My vain hope that nobody saw my acrobatics was quashed when I hauled myself upright and noticed that everyone inside the store had turned their heads my way at the sound of flesh hitting glass at high a velocity.”

Oh, it’s you. For the love of Howard, YES, I’m still bringing in the Deviled Eggs for the St. Patrick’s Day Luncheon and of course I’m going to bring my own dish. What did you think I was going to do? Bring them in the chicken? Warned you.”

“I wish I could make you feel that feeling…it was pretty intense, but I can’t seem to get the right words down to convey it right now. It wasn’t like an out-of-body experience, or anything that dramatic. It was just a certain clarity about where and how I fit into this big world, based on all the little things that make me Lori. Of course, I thought all this, then rolled out of bed and, in typical fashion, whacked my shin really hard on my vanity table, stumbled into the shower, and eventually wandered out into the 5-inches of snow to clear off my car, ending up at work with wet cuffs and a great need for coffee. So much for the moment of utter clarity.”

“[Lori] 9.23 MT ‘There’s nothing like poking your cats to see if their [sic, ahhhh!] dead because they haven’t peed in 24 hours.'”

“I see the world everyday through these eyes, filter it through this sarcastic, optimistic, idealistic brain. I automatically and immediately gauge how an event will effect me. I continuously, and often subconsciously, take steps to protect myself, improve myself, shelter myself, put myself forward. Of course we feel for people, love people, cry for someone else’s pain, share in someone else’s joy. Of course we care if an action we take will hurt someone else and try to avoid that situation if we can. But behind it all, aren’t we doing all these things at least partly because they have consequences for us? Perhaps I’m simply revealing myself as an utterly selfish woman.”

“The only bad thing is that being up there is a reminder of how–regardless of my intent and moderate success at trying to concentrate on living a good life and letting love find me–there’s a deep spot of loneliness in my life. Staying up late at night to watch a movie snuggled next to Brad on the couch–I can realize all I want that Brad isn’t the person who is going to be there for me, but there really is nothing to compare to that warm, safe, sleepy, loved feeling. There just isn’t.”

“**First I’d like to warn you all that I’ve been reading Henry James. Hence sentences like the ones from the previous post: ‘Because it isn’t, joyously, me anymore.’ and ‘Oh, it’s nothing horrible; but it does, I hope, prove that I’ve come a long way in the past four years of my life.'”

“So I’m sitting at my desk at 4.30 trying to figure out if I want to be with people or by myself tonight. Somehow that train of thought leads to this: ‘Maybe I should start keeping a journal again to write in and express those really personal feelings.’ Then I thought, ‘But what for, who would see it?’

Blogging has done this to me.”


When you care enough to give the very best…excuse

There have been have been some unbloggable events going on in my life in the past couple of months. However, I have decided to post on what, I assume, is the end result of one of these events. Now, if you knew me before the blog and you don’t know who I’m talking about, don’t ask because I’m still not telling.

The extremely condensed version is that I developed a crush on someone. After enduring various agonies, some of which were actually quite pleasurable at the time, I finally got up the courage to say something:

Me: “I like you. I like hanging out with you. I want to hang out more with you.”

Him: *insert completely unrelated and slightly inappropriate comment here*

Me: “Did you hear me? I said I like you.”

Him: “I don’t know how to respond to that.”

Me: *silence* *realization that it’s all downhill from here*

Him: “Until I get all this stuff with *insert legitimate and completely truthful extremely complicated issue going on in his life* sorted out, I really don’t want anyone to ‘like’ me. *insert more open and honest excuses with more information to trouble me here*

Now I left this conversation disappointed yet confident it wouldn’t be the end of our friendship, and understanding that his situation really is kind of complicated at the moment. After chewing on it for a few days obsessively, as I am wont to do, I came to the unflattering conclusion that one’s life is never too complicated if you really want to share it with someone. And while I still appreciated being let down gently, I ceased to buy it. But I guess it does say nice things about his personality that he cared enough to be nice about it.

The Healing

Mom and I arrived safely back from Hudson Falls, NY yesterday afternoon. It wasn’t a pleasure outing, but it did have its moments. I’m sure all of you who have been to a viewing/wake/funeral/burial have experienced the way, after the initial shock and tears are spent, people start telling stories. First people only smile sadly, but then the someone laughs at the time Aunt Sandy accidentally shoplifted when a hanger with a training bra on it got caught on her purse at J.C. Penny and she walked out of the store with it. And we couldn’t figure out why everyone was staring at her. One memory leads to another and soon there is a whole group of people laughing and talking and just remembering. This can only be healthy. Life has to win. Life will go on.

What can you find if you really search?

Well, I’m leaving work in about 3 minutes to prepare for the 5 hour drive to upstate New York tomorrow. I think mom and I will both feel much better when we are around the rest of the family. Most of that side lives within a 10 mile radius of each other, so we feel quite out of reach.

I probably won’t post again until Monday, but then I usually don’t post on the weekends.

Play with this while I’m gone:

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Lori

A blog about my life and other stuff.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.

Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937)